would anyone like to see a picture of my cat from earlier today when i took him for a walk around the yard
would anyone like to see a picture of my cat from earlier today when i took him for a walk around the yard
hey, i noticed that your fantasy setting has bandits. idk that’s kind of problematic :/ they literally kill people and steal stuff? like????? fantasy is meant to be an escape from real life, i just don’t get why you had to do this :////
Um your Sci fi story has bad people I noticed, that’s kinda problematic :/ I mean it’s the future so why are there still bad people and why is there still conflict???? Why did you do this :////
In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:
- Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
- Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
- Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web
“Wizard, The”
This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.
The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way. He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.
Reblogged from spacelazarwolf
how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u
baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer
≈ Sheep fighting against the storm to get home. ≈
Reblogged from borrowingcapybaras
feeling bad because my app’s install size has ballooned up to 11 whole megabytes as if folks these days don’t routinely download games with a gigabyte worth of uncompressed voice clips of 2-star drop gacha babes going “unyuuuu” when they mow down wildlife with a machine gun
(grew up in the age of floppy disks) i will be sent to the hague for this
my advice to you; put a little dijon mustard in any cheesy beige food. whisk it into your cheese sauce just before u add the cooked macaroni. spread a thin layer in your cheese toasties. add a spoonful to your mashed potatoes with the butter. anything thats gonna be heavy on rich dairy and starches will benefit enormously from the hint of warmth and acidity that dijon mustard will give it, even if you don’t add enough to make it Taste Like Mustard (which, ideally, you shouldnt). itll cut through the richness and stop your tastebuds getting fatigue from too much fat&starch, which is important for the overall enjoyment of a dish. ur welcome. take this knowledge and change the world
im still consistently getting notes on this post and i want u guys to know that every single time someone in the tags says they tried this im filled with peace&love. my legacy is teaching the world to put dijon mustard in their mackercheese and i couldnt be happier.
eye doctors: please for fucks sake try to protect your eyes from blue light pls take breaks from screens pls wear these blue light filter glasses pls pls pls im fucking begging you
car manufacturers:
If I got any gift from a crow I would keep it forever, I would affix these to the front door so they know I love and cherish them.
Reblogged from roach-works
hey is it just me or does allowing replies from sideblogs sound like a horrible idea
i change my mind this update is awesome
If I went back to medieval times I’d make the peasants listen to System of a Down. I think they’d like it
I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations… “Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn’t they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!” well, then it wouldn’t be a tragedy, would it. “Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it’s so sappy and unrealistic!!” Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn’t have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot